Remember when the only Japanese songs people knew were the GazettE - Cassis and Dir en Grey - Obscure and that girls would dress to look like Japanese boys and told everybody that they were 1/8th Japanese and gave themselves Japanese names and that every asian was assumed to be Japanese? and then Kpop came along and ruined our lives lol

• hey i just met you
• and this is crazy
• i have alzheimer's
• hey i just met you

my bearded dragons motto is definitely: fuck bitches, get locusts.

• beast: hey I just met you
• beast: and this is crazy
• beast: BUT THE CASTLE IS YOUR HOME NOW EXCEPT FOR THE WEST WING DON'T YOU DARE GO NEAR THE WEST WING OH MY GOD I WILL DESTROY YOU
• beast: so come to dinner maybe

expiry:

HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are

(出典: vocaroo)

• Hagrid: Yer a wizard, Harry.
• Harry: You're*